Why does your neighbour…

  • Smile and say hi to you but yet you never ask them what’s their names?
  • Park in your designated parking lot even though their lot is just next to yours?
  • Talks like an auntie in the pasar but yet dresses up like a tai tai?
  • Have in the common walkway 20 pots with soil but no plants?
  • Hang their intimates over the stair railing knowing that the wind will blow it 3 floors down?
  • Look like they are in the “escort” business?
  • Practice golf swings at the children’s playground in front of your house?
  • Keep repeating on their stereo that lame Aqua Barbie Girl song?
  • Continues to use the same vacuum cleaner that causes the whole apartment block’s electricity to trip (including his unit) without fail every weekend?
  • Blame you for the worms that are feasting on his plants?